So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth; And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
Are there any women here today?
Have you ever seen a video of tortoises mating?
We are such f*ckin champions, my friends.
A Note about “the Purple Puddle.”
…Seriously. Feck Nazis.