“You can have sex with someone wearing a toupee…”
Read More“If I were so lucky as to have a boyfriend who was whackin’ it to a speech by Elizabeth Warren…”
Read More“Malcolm Tucker, AKA: Malcolm McDo-Me, AKA: One Hot Piece of William Wall-ASS, AKA: Dirty Neeps n Tatties, AKA: The Man From Glasgow Over There And Take Your Pants Off, AKA: Scottish Jesus.”
Read More“Oh God, just two completely silly bastards cursing and wanking and farting and hitting.”
Read More“There’s so much face-licking in this show.”
Read More“How DARE you!”
Read More“There’s bugs in Camping and there’s bugs in this f*ckin episode.”
Read More“Because he’s a virgin, it would probably be over pretty quickly.”
Read More“I see you starin’ at your pillow off screen.”
Read MoreOhhhhhh, Jeffrey.
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