“I’ve been through worse sh*t at this point and I’m not even 42.”
Read More“You can have sex with someone wearing a toupee…”
Read More“I bet that if Jeff Bezos had Geraldine Granger as his vicar, he might reconsider a few things.”
Read More“If I were so lucky as to have a boyfriend who was whackin’ it to a speech by Elizabeth Warren…”
Read More“Malcolm Tucker, AKA: Malcolm McDo-Me, AKA: One Hot Piece of William Wall-ASS, AKA: Dirty Neeps n Tatties, AKA: The Man From Glasgow Over There And Take Your Pants Off, AKA: Scottish Jesus.”
Read More“Oh God, just two completely silly bastards cursing and wanking and farting and hitting.”
Read More“There’s so much face-licking in this show.”
Read More“How DARE you!”
Read More“There’s bugs in Camping and there’s bugs in this f*ckin episode.”
Read More“Let’s get real: do you love your vagina?”
Read MoreReady to open the gates of Hell?
Read MoreOhhhhhh, Jeffrey.
Read MoreThe Sexiest Bit of Crumpet. Or Bitch.
Read MoreBop-a-ooo-eee-ooooo
Read More“…and I realized I was holding a glass of rosé.”
Read MoreCaution: “Christmas Box” innuendoes ahead.
Read MoreSo remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth; And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
Read MoreAre there any women here today?
Read MoreHave you ever seen a video of tortoises mating?
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